That Quirky Portland
Portland. A place so pretentious, that people come to Seattle for authenticity. Portland used to be cool. Then, as the wage gap widened over the past decade, the offspring of the wealthy moved in,...
View ArticleHappy Thanksgiving!
I thought this video was appropriate for the occasion. God Bless Us Everyone.
View ArticleSound Community Bank Helps You Kick the Shit Out of Geese
Oh, and they also simplify business banking. I ran across this poster on 5th Avenue last week, and it really piqued my curiosity. See, I don’t know why one would want to run through Gas Works Park,...
View ArticleA Cowardly Christmas Spawns a Wake-up Call
Child Bullying, minority displacing, priapism curing, emotionally-stunted, psychopathic, pathetic cowards on the lookout for grown-ups or anyone who might be able to fight back. You know, I’ve taken on...
View ArticleThe 2014 Westlake Center Christmas Tree
Westlake Center is to Seattle what Rockefeller Center is to New York City, and as you might imagine, the Westlake Tree is our version of the Rock Center Tree. Of course, ours is far nicer, given...
View ArticleDon’t Talk to Me Like a Child
Back in the day, I played basketball, and in those days, I said this line at least 1,000 times … especially when an insult was cast in my direction. Today, I stumbled upon what I consider to be my...
View ArticleA Quick Thought for Memorial Day
Seattle SlutWalk Today, somewhere, an affluent white woman was told that she could increase her personal safety on the streets by dressing subtly and not drawing attention to herself. Today, somewhere,...
View ArticleLife on the Cutting Edge
http://www.seattlerex.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/forgot_about_dre.mp4 Some people buy the best, most powerful technology that money can buy … then proceed to spend the day posting to Facebook. I,...
View ArticleAlice in Chains? Yeah, Right!
When I got tickets to Alice in Chains a few weeks ago, I was excited, yet a little scared. After all, I’ve never seen a bondage show before. I’m pretty vanilla when it comes to that stuff, and I...
View ArticleGuns N’ Roses at Seattle Taxpayer Stadium
And they said it would never happen … At least not in this lifetime. Heh. Sorry. Looking back on the 200+ concerts I’ve been over the course of my lifetime, it would be hard to declare a “best”. After...
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