The 2012 Seattle “Glee” Flash Mob
2012 Seattle Glee Flash Mob - Marriage Proposal Remember when life didn’t suck? Yeah, me either. I try, though, oh how I try, and lately, I’ve found that there’s something contagious about the...
View ArticleLaw Unenforcement
I’ve been having a running argument in my forums with a guy over gun rights. He thinks all guns should be taken away from people, and I think that everyone needs to be their own police officers....
View ArticleI Guess They Should Have Invited Kids
Above from: http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Seattle-team-falls-short-in-world-record-water-balloon-fight–220116031.html Well, it serves them right … who in the hell has a water balloon fight...
View ArticleThe Newest Snowflake Sensation
35 year-olds in animal costumes, a premise that is childish, sarcastic, and absurd; plus a catchy hook? Has Generation Amazing died and gone to heaven? This has got to be from Seattle, right? No, but...
View ArticleCapitol Hilloween 2013
Hilloween 2013 Hilloween 2013 was held this weekend, and as usual, we could not resist attending. I like Hilloween for a number of reasons, but perhaps my favorite event pastime is watching wayward...
View ArticleTantrum on the High Seas
A few months ago, I wrote a rant after a particularly trying day, and the replies I got to it were rather rude, if not predictable, and all of them anonymized. They fell along the following lines of:...
View ArticleA Very Seattle New Year
This is what the Space Needle looked like last night at 11:34pm: 11:34pm This is what it looked like at 11:48pm: 11:48pm And here, 3 minutes before the fireworks show began, is what the Space...
View ArticleThe Seahawks Won! The 12th Man Didn’t.
When I lived in Olympia, one of my neighbors got a Seahawks sweatshirt from the Olympia Free Store. After wearing it only a few times, however, he promptly threw it away. “If you don’t want it, why...
View ArticleThe Seattle Seahawks Superbowl Celebration
Seahawks Parade – Fans in Westlake Park When it’s an unprecedented event, and only a few blocks from your home … you kind of have to go. After waiting roughly an hour, however, I forwent waving to the...
View ArticleToday’s Guilty Pleasure
Once, during a basketball game, I got out in front on a fast break, went up for an uncontested dunk, threw it down unnecessarily hard because I wanted to be a gangsta, shattered the backboard, and...
View ArticleFly With Me, Lesbian Seagull
I still remember the first day of my first photojournalist gig. It was almost my last. I showed up with a gigantic flash mounted atop a cheap Pentax K-1000 camera, and once the other photographers...
View ArticleStill The Worst Drivers in America
Back in 2012, I wrote an article about the absolute atrociousness of the average Seattle tourist driver. In case you missed it, here it is:...
View ArticleBuzz Osborne … Unplugged?
World’s Worst Photo of Anything Ever Buzz Osborne. King Buzzo. Guy with the greatest hair in … well, the greatest hair anywhere. As a prototypical member of what became known as “Generation X”, I hold...
View ArticleSPD Releases SoDo Light Rail Shooting Video
On June 30th, unarmed light rail fare enforcement officers got into an argument with two men who allegedly did not have proof of fare payment. The passengers, Oscar Perez Giron and Mario Parra Cetina,...
View ArticleDancin’ Fools
While sorting through my photos this evening, I was reminded of a couple of guys who stole the show last weekend at the Bite of Seattle. During one band’s set, two guys from the audience had proceeded...
View ArticleI Win
*clunk* (oh, uh, that was me dropping my keyboard intentionally after winning the Internet)
View ArticleThat Quirky Portland
Portland. A place so pretentious, that people come to Seattle for authenticity. Portland used to be cool. Then, as the wage gap widened over the past decade, the offspring of the wealthy moved in,...
View ArticleHappy Thanksgiving!
I thought this video was appropriate for the occasion. God Bless Us Everyone.
View ArticleSound Community Bank Helps You Kick the Shit Out of Geese
Oh, and they also simplify business banking. I ran across this poster on 5th Avenue last week, and it really piqued my curiosity. See, I don’t know why one would want to run through Gas Works Park,...
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